“Most of you came here for one thing”
“TODD HOWARD!”
“Most of you came here for one thing”
“TODD HOWARD!”
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weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs
like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”
It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.
“This wolf had five dollars!”
“This bear had a bear skin! Hey, this bear had two bear skins! Wait, did it steal the skin of another bear? Is there some kind of bear mafia, is that what’s going on here?”
Imagine thinking you married a pretty Bosmer and then she gives birth to a litter of kittens
This is better than any found footage horror film ever made


A mix of what now
Tom Hardy’s gonna get rawed by the symbiote.
Eddie canonically gunna get them cheeks beat and that venom nut is gunna create carnage